MAAD NEWS: Chris Brown — Jail Is Terrible … I Feel Like a ‘Caged Animal’

Chris Brown says he’s finally been scared straight — because he learned pretty quickly … jail sucks.

You’d think the photos of Rihanna‘s battered face would have left an impression … on him.  But apparently it took a few days in solitary to shake Chris to the core.

One source — who recently spoke with Brown on the phone — tells us, Chris says he feels like “a caged animal,” calling it “the worst experience of my life.”

We’re told Chris has been spending his time behind bars working out and writing music.  He’s telling people on the phone, “I’ll never f*** up again.”

Not particularly convincing.

Lucky for Chris … he’s rich enough to buy his way out of jail — as we reported, he’s negotiating a payoff for his alleged assault victim in D.C. so the case goes away and the judge in the Rihanna case lets him loose … to roam freely again.

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MAAD NEWS: Love It or Leave It: Jaden Smith Is The Silliest Boy in The Whole Wide World!1

Jaden Smith, bless his ridiculous little heart … he went to the “Divergent” premiere, and this is what he wore. Can you even tell what’s going on? He’s either wearing leggings with a really long undershirt, or those stupid diaper pants that Justin Bieber loves made out of two different materials. And that hat, dear lord, that hat. It’s bad, guys, and it doesn’t need to be said that it’s bad. It’s bad on a level all its own. Its badness deserves its own entire universe. Someone probably brought in a mirror in that second picture and that’s why he’s doing that bizarre pose. It’s trulysmith a mess that only Jaden Smith could even think to create.

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Verdict: love it, actually. Not in general, but for him. What else is Jaden Smith going to wear to a premiere, a suit? Please.

MAAD NEWS: Beyonce and Jay-Z Spend $100,000 On Drinks In Atlanta Night Club

Jermaine Dupri, Bow Wow, The Dream and Trey Songz joined Jay and Bey and threw back bottles of D’usse and Ace of Spades, according to the gossip site.

The hip-hop mogul performed to a sold-out crowd earlier that evening and when his adoring female fans screamed about how much they loved him, Jay replied, “sorry ladies, my girl is here tonight,” E! News reported.

The festivities continued as they headed to the afterparty and Jay Z and Beyoncé certainly have reason to celebrate.

Her new self-titled album spent a second week atop the Billboard 200 and set a sales record when it debuted on iTunes.

Her new self-titled album spent a second week atop the Billboard 200 and set a sales record when it debuted on iTunes.

Jay Z, meanwhile, released his own hit album, “Magna Carta Holy Grail,” in July and learned this month he’d received nine Grammy nominations — more than any other performer.

Hip-hop’s royal couple enjoyed their evening together and were even spotted dancing to their new duet “Drunk In Love” off Beyonce’s hit album.

“They looked very happy,” an eyewitness told E!

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NEWS:Justin Bieber parties with TOPLESS woman at a strip club

From spitting on a neighbour to attacking a photographer to urinating in a mop bucket, 2013 has been a colourful year for Justin Bieber.

And the singer continues to cultivate his bad boy image.

The 19-year-old was pictured at a strip club on Friday night in Houston, Texas, partying with a topless woman while allegedly ‘shocking’ strippers with his raunchy behaviour.

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Bad boy: Justin Bieber was pictured at a Texan strip club on Friday night, allegedly getting raunchy with the strippers

A rep for Justin declined MailOnline’s request for comment.

A stripper at gentlemen’s club V Live tweeted a series of messages about Justin allegedly getting touchy feely with her while she danced.

‘He touched my ass I almost fainted [sic],’ @DiamondsR4ever tweeted on Saturday morning.

‘I’ve Danced For A lot Of Celebrities And They Normally Don’t Phase Me But Justin just Had Me In Shock ! [sic]‘ she added.

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NEWS: Wale To Visit Nigeria

Wale Folarin popularly known simply as Wale has announced that he’ll be visiting Nigeria for the first time ever.

Wale born to Nigerian parents has always identified with his Nigerian heritage and has worked with numerous artists in Nigerian entertainment including Naeto C, WizKid & Ice Prince.

He made the announcement via his twitter handle that he’ll be making the trip in November. It’s not clear if it’s just a leisure trip or for a concert. But we’ll know pretty soon wont we

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NEWS: Kanye West Proposes To Kim

Kanye West has reportedly proposed to his girlfriend and the mother of his baby, Kim Kardashian. But before you start picking out your wedding gifts, it seems the reality star has turned the rapper’s offer down! According to reports, despite Kanye’s apparent unwavering love for Kim, his girlfriend just feels she isn’t quite ready to get married a third time and thinks they should wait a little longer.

Do you think Kim and Kanye should get married?

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